I'd like to give a shoutout right now to my favorite blog hosting website, which I'm currently typing away on...
Thanks for the great blog hosting, Blogger! Keep it up!
You make me bother to do anything productive. Now I know that sentence made little sense, but just go with it.
My voice is heard :3
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
10 Things Wrong with Spongebob Squarepants
I'm sure everyone has wondered about these things. I certainly have, thanks to my extremely analytical and scientific brain. (Actually It's only scientific when I watch cartoons. When I'm in science class I'm enerally artistic minded...)
Again- In no particular order :)
1. How is Pearl Mr. Krabs' daughter?
2. How can they see plankton?
3. Why has Pearl not eaten Plankton yet?
4. How can the Goo Lagoon exist?
5. Why do they have boats underwater?
6. Why doesn't Squidward wear any pants?
7. How does Sandy communicate with sea creatures?
8. Why do they take showers?
9. How do they flush the toilet underwater?
10. Why do the fish walk?
Again- In no particular order :)
1. How is Pearl Mr. Krabs' daughter?
2. How can they see plankton?
3. Why has Pearl not eaten Plankton yet?
4. How can the Goo Lagoon exist?
5. Why do they have boats underwater?
6. Why doesn't Squidward wear any pants?
7. How does Sandy communicate with sea creatures?
8. Why do they take showers?
9. How do they flush the toilet underwater?
10. Why do the fish walk?
Friday, October 14, 2011
Top 10 Things to do with Paperclips
Not in any particular order...
1. Make a necklace... This one's quite common, so try to get creative and move away from the paperclip chain idea.
2. Voodoo some stuffed animals or dolls.
3. Unbend them a bit to make them heart shaped (Picture from threadbanger.com- thanks!)
4. If you crotchet, use them as stitch markers! (I don't crotchet)
5. Unbend as much as needed and use as hooks for handing origami or other whatnots to the ceiling.
6. Find a parakeet and see if he's like to use a pair for skis.
7. Clean your fingernails. Do not use for ears or nose. Just don't.
8. Use as a substitute for the thingy that hold tape in the take dispenser and makes it spin.
9. Make a very strange and useless iPhone/iPod stand. Picture from http://www.flickr.com/photos/englishinvader/3960942727/ :) (I DO NOT INFRINGE UPON OTHER PEOPLE'S PICTURES!!!)
10. Pick a lock, go into the house. Steal a lampshade, all the TV remotes, and someone's homework if you spot any. >:)
1. Make a necklace... This one's quite common, so try to get creative and move away from the paperclip chain idea.
2. Voodoo some stuffed animals or dolls.
3. Unbend them a bit to make them heart shaped (Picture from threadbanger.com- thanks!)4. If you crotchet, use them as stitch markers! (I don't crotchet)
5. Unbend as much as needed and use as hooks for handing origami or other whatnots to the ceiling.
6. Find a parakeet and see if he's like to use a pair for skis.
7. Clean your fingernails. Do not use for ears or nose. Just don't.
8. Use as a substitute for the thingy that hold tape in the take dispenser and makes it spin.
9. Make a very strange and useless iPhone/iPod stand. Picture from http://www.flickr.com/photos/englishinvader/3960942727/ :) (I DO NOT INFRINGE UPON OTHER PEOPLE'S PICTURES!!!)10. Pick a lock, go into the house. Steal a lampshade, all the TV remotes, and someone's homework if you spot any. >:)
Buisness Letter
Dear Speedo,
Three months ago, I purchased a pair of Vanquisher Women's goggles, purchased through Metro Swim Shop at a meet. So far, I've practiced with them for eight weeks, with around four practices a week.
Two days ago, I found that the goggles were leaking. At first, I simply tightened the straps. Water continued seeping in. I even flipped them around, thinking that there might have been something wrong with my face that affected the fit.
I couldn't take it anymore when I was forced to swim a 500 free with them. With one working eye and one cloudy one, I decided to examine my goggles closely.
I discovered a huge hole in the silicone gasket on the left lens. The only places my goggles have been are in the side pocket of my swim bag, on the table, or on my bed. There is no way this could have happened because of carelessness.
I purchased these goggles because they were recommended to me by my friends for their great quality, good design, and comfort to wear. I trust that you will be able to solve this issue quickly.
Sincerly,
Elaine
Three months ago, I purchased a pair of Vanquisher Women's goggles, purchased through Metro Swim Shop at a meet. So far, I've practiced with them for eight weeks, with around four practices a week.
Two days ago, I found that the goggles were leaking. At first, I simply tightened the straps. Water continued seeping in. I even flipped them around, thinking that there might have been something wrong with my face that affected the fit.
I couldn't take it anymore when I was forced to swim a 500 free with them. With one working eye and one cloudy one, I decided to examine my goggles closely.
I discovered a huge hole in the silicone gasket on the left lens. The only places my goggles have been are in the side pocket of my swim bag, on the table, or on my bed. There is no way this could have happened because of carelessness.
I purchased these goggles because they were recommended to me by my friends for their great quality, good design, and comfort to wear. I trust that you will be able to solve this issue quickly.
Sincerly,
Elaine
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Rawr, I'm at school.
Well, I was anyway, when I started the draft of this. That was at 7:00 in the morning, in a boring newspaper club meeting. (I was writing an editorial O:) Hopefully I'm not still in school at almost 9:00 at night...
I use lots of line breaks.
Like that.
That's a problem I've always seemed to have, but it's gotten much better lately. If I wasn't controlling myself very hard, you might see my posts as a giant long list of little short statements "line broken" apart, like this:
"Well, I was anyway, when I started the draft of this.
That was at 7:00 in the morning, in a boring newspaper club meeting.
(I was writing an editorial O:)
Hopefully I'm not still in school at almost 9:00 at night..."
I use lots of line breaks.
Like that.
That's a problem I've always seemed to have, but it's gotten much better lately. If I wasn't controlling myself very hard, you might see my posts as a giant long list of little short statements "line broken" apart, like this:
"Well, I was anyway, when I started the draft of this.
That was at 7:00 in the morning, in a boring newspaper club meeting.
(I was writing an editorial O:)
Hopefully I'm not still in school at almost 9:00 at night..."
Monday, October 10, 2011
Rants? Let's call them editorials...
Yes, it's me! The amazing ELAINE!!!
Just for the record, amazing and awesome are not the same thing. You see, amazing comes from within. You either have it, or you don't. Awesome is definitely something one could build up with lost of hard work.
I must get on topic now.
You see, a couple weeks ago, I joined newspaper club, (I love writing) which got me thinking about editorials. Which, in a short, are rants about meaningful topics (political ideologies, morals, ect.) written down on paper.
Now, a lot of people think I rant too much.
Put two and two together, and there you have it. Four, if you're going for a literal sense. If not, then I shall explain! Basically, I can rant all the time now, on this blog. Maybe I'll even publish a few onto the school newspaper.
Oh, I'll write other things too. But there'll be many rants.
Excuse me, editorials.
Just for the record, amazing and awesome are not the same thing. You see, amazing comes from within. You either have it, or you don't. Awesome is definitely something one could build up with lost of hard work.
I must get on topic now.
You see, a couple weeks ago, I joined newspaper club, (I love writing) which got me thinking about editorials. Which, in a short, are rants about meaningful topics (political ideologies, morals, ect.) written down on paper.
Now, a lot of people think I rant too much.
Put two and two together, and there you have it. Four, if you're going for a literal sense. If not, then I shall explain! Basically, I can rant all the time now, on this blog. Maybe I'll even publish a few onto the school newspaper.
Oh, I'll write other things too. But there'll be many rants.
Excuse me, editorials.
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